Paul: guys we need to talk. Where's Louis and Harry?
Niall: WHO CARES ABOUT HARRY!!! WHERE'S MY NANDOS!
Zayn: your hot!
Zayn: I know so are you babe.
Paul: zayn, stop talking to your reflection! Where's Liam!?
Liam: GUYS look at my toothbrush!
Niall: does anyone want any Chicken?
Liam: If I turn the light off you can see that it flashes!!!
Paul: Liam put your toothbrush away! WHERE'S LOUIS AND HARRY?!
Harry: hey guys!
Paul: HARYY put some clothes on.
Harry: but it's so liberating!
Louis: I love it when Harry's naked!
Harry: oh do you sweet cheeks?
Louis: Yes I do pumpkin pie!
Niall: YUM ! PUMPKIN PIE! Paul can we have some pumpkin pie.
Zayn: how's my hair guys? It's 2 inchs taller than usual.
Liam: HEY GUYS! I just want to say a massive thank you for being so supportive.
Paul: LIAM get off the computer and come here!
Louis: Harry babe stop chasing the Pussy around!
Harry: but it's SO FLUFFY!
Zayn: GUYS! I have an emergency!
Paul: what?
Zayn: I RAN OUT OF HAIRSPRAY! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!
Liam: and guys look at my toothbrush! It's so amazing!
Paul: get off the computer Liam!
Niall: Paul what's this in your bag?
Paul: thats my shaving cre- NIALL DON'T EAT THAT!
Zayn: OMG IM GONNA CRY! MY HAIRSPRAY!! I NEED HAIRSPRAY!
Harry: Paul, can I have your wife's number?
Paul: excuse me?
Harry: she's hot.
Louis: but you love me Harry!!!!
Harry: yes boo bear I do. But she's older. You will always be my everything.
Louis: naw I love you.
Niall: OH LOOK LOLLIES!
Paul: NO Niall that's my pills.
Niall: oh can I taste it?
Zayn: I NEED HAIRSPRAY!
Liam: I love you guys so much. Your the best fans ever.
Paul: omg.